Hamster with a Blender in My Desktop

It's true. There's a hamster with a blender in my desktop. Or so it seems since I've set it up and got it running here in my new place.

Let's take a moment and talk about how very sad and old I feel considering my actual age. I moved into an apartment five years ago and it wasn't really that physically demanding. Granted there weren't flights of stairs involved..but it just wasn't that bad. Today, after moving out of my lovely house and back into an apartment, I feel like someone followed me around today and beat me with a stick. A small stick and it only really hurts because it's been going on all day, but still a freaking stick!

Now back to the computer. What the hell desktop? You had such a cushy ride in my car, you didn't rattle around, nothing was hitting you. You just sat there. What gives Hamster? You on a new diet that includes protein shakes, but you really can't stand shakes made with ice instead of ice cream, so you're blending the hell out of the mix just to make it as smooth as hamsterly possible?

What's that? Sweet bliss! Hammy the Hamster has finished his concoction and, I suppose, is drinking that fat busting smoothie while continuing to run on the treadmill. I mean, that's why the computer is still on, right?

I have to say I can relate to Hammy though. Sometimes that exercise just isn't enough. I was maintaining weight instead of losing weight even when I was hitting the gym five days a week. Changed the diet a little and miracles of miracles I started losing weight. Hammy must have decided that the first month of his New Year diet just didn't go how he thought it would and so now he's tweaking the diet.

Good for you Hammy. Long live Hammy! (but don't turn that blender back on)