Monday, March 16, 2009

Chocolate Bunny Decimated

I had forgotten how freaking good those cheap chocolate bunnies are. Bought one on Saturday with my mom and I just finished it's little bunny butt. And what's sad? I want another!!! This cheap chocolate is so good. Godiva is too rich for me these days. Give me the cheap stuff I can eat in bulk!!

Mr. Big Ears is my bunny of choice. I like the hollow bunnies because they're easier to eat. I also take delight in eating them in the demented way I eat animal crackers: one body part at a time. I always work my way down the ears and I don't eat the candied eyes until I get to the face.

I thought of my diabetic mother as I scarfed that bunny down too. I felt like I was devouring that bunny just for her. I hope she manages to eat tiny bits of hers without making herself sick from all the sugar. I know if she does my approach she'll end up in a diabetic coma. I hope you have more self control than I do, mom. Good luck! My Mr. Bunny never had a chance once I put him on the bedside table and snuggled down to some DVRed Dirty Jobs. Never keep a chocolate bunny on the bedside table. That's just setting yourself up to gorge.

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