Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Answer to an Apparent Burning Question

I keep seeing those little banners on the side of sites asking that question: how do celebrities stay so skinny? Well I have the answer to this question that is apparently plaguing America: It's their job. Amazing right? They get paid to look good and therefore they spend most of their time working towards this goal. If I got paid that much money to look good, I'd do the same thing they do: hire a dietitian, go to the gym for hours every day and have my photos airbrushed.

There you have it. Now you don't have to pay someone to tell you. I just did.

And now I must do homework. Joy.

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